So i couldnt possibly go 6 months without soccer right? so i joined the soccer team at my uni. every year the universities in nz gather in one of the cities for wat they call the unigames. basically its like a mini olympics with a lot of sports from debating to rowing to ultimate frisbee. this yr's event was held in wellington. so i went to try out for the team coz the competitive bone in me needed to do something.
Well i wasnt playing well at all during the trials. in fact at times i was abysmal in my opinion but i got in somehow. but i wasnt really sure if i should go coz A) u have to pay like $300 for lodging and transport etc B) playing with pple u dun really know can be a drag plus we NEVER trained C) NZ soccer standards are fairly low D) going for the trip would mean I have to travel South island after exams E) your mom.
but in the end i decided to go and just enjoy the experience as best i can. So we all met up early on the first sunday of the holis in preparation for wat was supposed to be a routine 10hr bus ride down to wellington. We managed to get a bus for ourselves (the guys & girls soccer teams) and after an eternity (i later learnt it was an hour) we left auckland heading south to the capital of NZ (yes i mean wellington u dumb piece of shit).
I managed to get the whole seat to myself (yes nobody likes me. ok?) which was good coz i could stretch out and sleep and not worry about drooling on other pple or them drooling on me. I managed to catch some sleep before the bus made a routine rest stop.
it was here that i would learn the first rule of road trips. ALWAYS give people timings to adhere to! all of us didnt know how long we were going to stop for so while some people rushed to the toilet and back, others strolled along, bought breakfast, took a nice long shit that sorta thing. when ure in a group, you're only as fast as your slowest member (this you can ask Noel and Chervin. about the knnbccb auntie who happily delayed us in Sepang). anyway after we left i was entertaining myself by reading the travel guidebook that my darling frens gave me for my bday before i left. awww u guys are the best man.... sniff sniff... except chervin who is a cheebye. he didnt share the present, but pretended to anyway. scum of the chows! but i digress...
i also had in my arsenal of fun, an mp3 player that the local bank gave for opening an account with them.
Soon we reached Matamata aka Hobbiton.

This was the town that they created the hobbiton for lord of the rings in. Most of the stuff is gone but there are still guided tours etc to places where they shot some scenes etc. anyway after we stopped some pple went to get lunch, some wen to take a long shit, others like the ultimate frisbee team formed a circle and threw the frisbee around. wen we got back to the bus, we noticed a hissing sound coming from one of the tires. we assumed that it was loud enuf for the driver to hear and thus we did not pursue the matter further.
shortly after we left matamata, our bus stopped and after some querying, we found out that we were waiting for a bus behind us that was havng problems. after some eons had passed, our bus drove back to where the other bus was. apparently and i qoute, "its accelerator was spoilt". anyway we were pissed off coz the other buses had left and we did not like all the constant delays that were taking place. fortunately, our bus finally left and we were appeased for the moment.
2 more soccer girls frm another bus had joined us and i was forced to share my seat. and no i wasnt thrilled abt it. i mean if i had to choose between having more space and sitting nex to a girl who doesnt look like ase wang, lindsay lohan, natalie portman, monica belluci, christy chung or najiah (heh... all bases covered), i'd choose space anytime man! (noel.. this one's for u man)
anyway i found solace in my mp3 player and soon we were in taupo for a stop. i rushed thru an excellent kfc meal before rushing back to the bus and learning that the uncle had finally realised that the tyre was leaking air and had to change it. idiot! so he drove off somewhere to change it and we were given an hour more to 'roam in taupo'. so a few of us found a tavern and grabbed a few beers. i had abstained from drinking on the bus til now coz i din want to have to go to the toilet after 20mins, especially since i wouldnt know when the bus is gonna stop again.
anyway the bus came back finally and armed with boxes of beer, we left taupo headig south.
by now we were all bonding better by sharing magazines (fhm) and playing cards (fhm poker cards) both activities of which im sad to say that i did not participate in. (really... i know... i feel stupid too...) but probably the most important contributing factor to our new chummyness was that we were drinking. =) the bad thing is we kept pestering the bus driver to stop the bus so that we could pee. the girls were getting annoyed at us coz we were adding to the delay. or maybe its coz we din offer to share our beer with em. ;)
i managed to steal another 40 winks before our bus reached the windy city of wellington, 13 freaking hours later! 3 hours more than the scheduled time. hahaha. wat a bitch of a ride. anyway we stayed in base backpackers hotel which is not bad. we were lucky enuf to stay on this special floor as well which they call the 'sanctuary'. basically, its a floor for girls only and they have nice toilets and shit like that. so it was great! another bonus was that we shared the floor with the girl's hockey team which had the nicest looking girls of the unigames. heh heh heh... there was one in particular that was bloody hot.. too bad i dun have a photo of her so dun bother asking...
anyway we drank a bit more at the bar whilst watching some epl then retired to our rooms for a deserved rest.
the next day, after registering ourselves for hte games, most of us decided to tour wellington.
wellington is a nice city. nicer than auckland anyway. its more lively and there are more things to look at like art etc. auckland is kinda dead in comparison. the wind in wellington, however, is mother strong and i guess you really need the best hairdressers here to keep ure hair in place.
anyway after lunch we went to Te Papa which is the national museum of NZ. it's pretty cool with many exchibits and its one of those 'new wave' type museums. basically more interactive and less boring. kinda kiddy too in a way i guess. like u can press buttons and move things and all that. but i'll talk more about it in my nex post about my post unigames tour.
that night we had the opening ceremony at some bar and it was jus packed with uni students from all the participating unis. it was a bitch getting drinks coz the bar was so small and everyone was jus crowding around it. in any case we werent doing much. jus standing around and checking out the gir...i mean participants from the other unis. ;) i was entertaining myself by watching south africa cream nz in cricket and laughing at the locals.
so with nothing much happening, most of us decided to head back for an early night in prep for our first game the next day.
We had 2 games today and on paper we were favourites for the group with arch rivals and defending champs AUT in the other group.
We played Massey palmerston north and Massey something else (Massey has universities everywhere) and we beat them easily, 3-0 and 5-0. i was playing CB for the team and put in 2 good performances so i was pleased with that. in the 2nd game, i did a goal saving tackle too! it was le brilliant. somehow the ball broke thru to a striker and he sprinted towards goal with only the keeper left. i dunno wat got into me but i sprinted back and flew at the fucker from behind and got the ball cleanly too! he sat on the ground stunned as the ball was cleared and my teammates all congratulated me on an awesome tackle. though i got a lot of sand up my ass, it was worth it!
garang rite? i know.
yes im wearing 10. i din choose it lah. they gave it to me. muahahahaha! so we ended the day in high spirits and in the driving seat to top our group.
we celebrated by heading out to a restaurant for dinner and some of the girls joined us as well. some of the girls are pretty good too expecially the americans. though they're a bit bigger, they can really kick ass man. our team was really international too, boasting 2 norwegians, 2 germans, 1 dutch, 1 iraqi, 1 thai, 1 mexican, and 7 kiwis.
the next day we had to play presumably the weakest team in our group before the semis in the afternoon. the day started badly though. our best striker got drunk the previous night and we couldnt reach him by phone or anything. so we had to play without him and spirit wasnt too high. its not just that he's our best striker, but the fact that a teammate doesnt turn up without notice is kinda disruptive and disrespectful. anyway we started out cold and in their only chance of the game, their striker managed to beat the other CB and score. we were left to chase the game which wasnt a big prob other than the fact that we din have able personnel upfront to finish the chances. the referee was being a cheebye as well and was ruining the game. he actually booked my teammate for wearing a chain and claimed that he had instructed us clearly before the game to remove any jewelery. yeah right. if he did say it, it must have been a whisper to the little mole on his tiny dick or something coz no one heard it. when one of my teammates got clattered into, i shouted at the ref to do something and he rewarded me with a yellow card. he then asked me to turn around so that he could see my number. i obediently complied, turning around and bending over in a 'come fuck me' pose much to the delight of my teammates and the spectators. fortunately i din get anything else for that but as time went on we got more and more desperate as we jus couldnt convert our chances. finally we lost 1-0. the good news is we still topped the group, but out egos were bruised and our confidence was diminished.
as expected AUT topped the other group so we headed into the semis hoping to make it a dream final against them. we played victoria in the semis and they had a few good players. as usual we started out cold and once again conceded a goal early in the game. once again we were chasing the game and although our striker was back, he was still suffering presumably from the hangover of the previous nite. as the other team sat back and defended, we threw everything at em but always came out short. my fellow CB had abandoned defending and was trying to play upfront, leaving me to defend by myself. not tat i minded of coz. we were losing after all. it din help that the wind was fucking strong. and i mean FUCKING strong. i know it affects both sides but it ruins the game lah, makes it that much more scrappy.
so as it turned out, we dominated the game but still lost, fucking up our grand hopes of winning the gold. story of my life really... on the field anyway...
anyway we went back all disappointed but determined to get the bronze medal to salvage a shitty tournament and facing off against the team we beat on the first day 5-0, we were pretty confident. We were more confident and controlled the game all the way, running out 4-0 winners.
after the tourney there was this 'team of the tournament' thingy which basically is a team made up of players who have performed well throughout the tourney. my teammates were all confident that i'd get in coz i did have a good tournament. but seeing as how the refs pick the team, and how 'popular' i was with them, i wasnt too sure. in the end, i din get in which was kinda disappointing and the team only had 2 defenders from AUT, which let in 8 goals in 5 matches by the way, so it was kinda screwed up. anyway several of my teammates came up to me and told me that they felt i should be in so that's good enuf for me. i always enjoy a good rubbing of the ego... heh
we got back to the hotel, showered, then it was time for dinner and partying. before we left, Humi (the iraqi) and i shared a bottle of jack daniels. 375ml each. man i love JD. hahaha. after that, we were set for the night. We went back to the same shitty bar for the closing ceremony and this time it was more entertaining. i guess went u've drunk more, everything seems more fun.

The guy in the jacket is 'old man' robert from germany and the guy in stripes is joep from holland. there's too much to say about them so i wun even try.

we were there with the girl's team too who promptly gave our asst team manager (this dumb ass honky dude who's an idiot) a sexy dance with him in the middle. we actually wanted to drag him to a strip club but i guess this was the cheaper option. heh. after a while we went to some club in wellington but i din stay long coz i was tired. so i dragged my ass back to the hotel with joep and had a gd sleep.
anyway even though we were bitterly disappointed at not making it to the finals, i think we all had a smashing good time and while we lost the gold medal, we gained so many friendships. awww so sweet right... i know...
anyway many thanks to my UoA teammates. though u'll never read this, i love u guys man. and i'm NOT an alcoholic.